Friday, May 4, 2012

Hibernating

I have been thinking about hibernating ever since Dianne's comment on my 'new beds' post.  Thinking about how nice and soft my bed is and how I do not want to get  up in the morning.  It makes me think of something I have on my fridge and which I look at often. it seems to strike a cord with me on many levels, so here it is for you all to share:

Gonna be a bear

In this life I am a woman. In the next life I'd like to come back as a bear.  When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!

before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!

When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.

I COULD DEFINATELY DEAL WITH THAT!

If you're a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business.  You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.

I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!

If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.

YUP - GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!


I really think there is some wonderful truths to this! Wouldn't it be great??  Although, yesterday was spent mostly in bed with a migraine (Don't worry, I am fine today!), I think if I were to hibernate, a working tv in the bedroom might not be a bad thing!!
Just thinking........


P.S. I would love to credit the author who wrote this particular piece of what i think is pure genius, but I don't know who it is. Sorry.

6 comments:

  1. Oh Karyn, I love that - I think I will be a bear too.

    Hope your head feels better.

    Thanks for always visiting my blog.

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  2. This made me smile i think i will join the bear club.

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  3. Can I be a bear too please? Laurel

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  4. Yes, you can all be bears too. There really is no drawbacks to it is there? Let's all be bears!

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  5. Ha, ha, ha................Karyn, I love it. Let's all be bears NOW. I do hope your are feeling better, and today is good for you. Sorry I'm dragging the chain with blogs, but I've been a good little housekeeper for a change........goodness, there really is a kitchen bench out there!!! Take care.

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