I have been thinking about hibernating ever since Dianne's comment on my 'new beds' post. Thinking about how nice and soft my bed is and how I do not want to get up in the morning. It makes me think of something I have on my fridge and which I look at often. it seems to strike a cord with me on many levels, so here it is for you all to share:
Gonna be a bear
In this life I am a woman. In the next life I'd like to come back as a bear. When you're a bear, you get to hibernate. You do nothing but sleep for six months.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!
before you hibernate, you're supposed to eat yourself stupid.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!
When you're a girl bear you birth your children (who are the size of walnuts) while you are sleeping and wake up to partially grown, cute, cuddly cubs.
I COULD DEFINATELY DEAL WITH THAT!
If you're a mamma bear, everyone knows you mean business. You swat anyone who bothers your cubs. If your cubs get out of line, you swat them too.
I COULD DEAL WITH THAT!
If you're a bear, your mate EXPECTS you to wake up growling. He EXPECTS that you will have hairy legs and excess body fat.
YUP - GONNA BE A BEAR!!!!
I really think there is some wonderful truths to this! Wouldn't it be great?? Although, yesterday was spent mostly in bed with a migraine (Don't worry, I am fine today!), I think if I were to hibernate, a working tv in the bedroom might not be a bad thing!!
Just thinking........
P.S. I would love to credit the author who wrote this particular piece of what i think is pure genius, but I don't know who it is. Sorry.
Oh Karyn, I love that - I think I will be a bear too.
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This made me smile i think i will join the bear club.
ReplyDeleteCan I be a bear too please? Laurel
ReplyDeleteYes, you can all be bears too. There really is no drawbacks to it is there? Let's all be bears!
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha................Karyn, I love it. Let's all be bears NOW. I do hope your are feeling better, and today is good for you. Sorry I'm dragging the chain with blogs, but I've been a good little housekeeper for a change........goodness, there really is a kitchen bench out there!!! Take care.
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